What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

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Octopussy

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

What type of crossdresser are you?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What happened to your school bully?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is one thing you've learned from life?